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THE DAWN OF WILLYS
Up until the late 19th century,willys had not yet come about.Where a mans willy is situated now there was a stump.This made reproduction a bit of a chore and women had to impregnate themselves using only a matchstick and a remote controle plane.Then i invented the willy.Unfortunately women weren't blessed with willys but instead they have a furry flower.
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make sure you mail me your constructive and critical comments which i will immediately delete.
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Disclaimer
This website believe that willys and bums are good on there own.This website and it's owner do not in any way want to encourage any homosexual activity in which two men engage in a wild and disgusting act of sin which results in a sore and sticky bum for one man and a shitty willy for the other.So if one of your close pals or family turn into a harry hoofter.Don't blame me.For those of you who are homosexuals,i am totally fine with your outrageous and disgusting behaviour.
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A little bit about the creator of this website
Jack Mooney is a loving father of three and is a well respected pillar of the glasgow community.He turned down a £5000000000000000000000000000000000 a week offer from Glasgow Celtic (the famous scottich premier division team)to do voluntary work with different charitys around the world including:'Jakes Aid','Give a tramp a trackie' and 'A wain is for life not just a mistake'.parts of this story may have been slightly crooked (a load of bullshit)due to the fact that the owner is a 13 year old drag queen called 'Icobard Delourus'.
  
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